Back from the pound

only the mayfields would understand the subject... too bad they dont have livejournals

i'll try to recap the st louis experiance for u

DAY !: drove to orlando with the video camera, we made this really really interesting,. (let me tell you) documentary type thing the whole way there... then i realized the tape was in upsidedown haha ;) ... so we were all wearing our cowboy hats and none of us knew our way around the airport and then my mom just left us at the security point!!! aah!!! so the police man was like "do u know this song 'save a horse ride a cowboy'" wow!!! so then we found our gate (which OF COURSE was the farthest one) so katie sat there and julie and i went to get gum (which OF COURSE they didn't have anywhere!!!) and rip off the pizza ppl, and be idiots and buy magazines... julie was like how much do they cost (we had like 5 and $60) so i was like oh no they cost (btw it took me forever to figure out if cost has an a or an o in it becuz of the friggen missourian accent thats now in my head) and i was like crap i think they cost like 10 dollars each!!! (what can i say i have no sense of money) so they ring us up and its like a total of 2 dollars and suddenly julie knew it all along (psh...) so i laughed at myself and we went back to where katie was and she didn't approve of our pizza!!! but she ate it and then shes like i'm going to the bathroom!!! so we're like ok bye... then julie and i have like one of those silent moments where we both realize what we've done so i RUSH into the bathroom and i'm like NO KATIE!!! DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS!!!! haha (very few will understand that one)_ then i had to go to the bathroom LUCKILY no one was throwing up in the stall next to me for the first time in my airport life!!!
so we get on the plane after like years of trying to figure out which line to stand in??? wtf theres like a b and c... so then they announced on the tv that gay marriage is now legal in madrid so the man in front of us encouraged his son to move there... lmao (he wasn't gay)... so the plane was fun- there were 3 seats across after all the bribing i did the week before "you have to sit alone unless you get me a drink" haha jk... julie sat on the isle seat and kt got the window but julie got to sit next to the pooping baby "GIVE ME THE MAGAZINE IT HAS PERFUME IN IT!!!" and the stupid flight attendant like came over and i was just observing what he was doing and he growled "YOUR TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!!!...(holds up a coloring book) unless you relaly want one..." well thanks, but i think i'm good? lol... so the kids behind us were the typical spit on u kick ur seat ppl and theyre dad ROARED!!! the WHOLE TRIP!!! LIKE LITERALLY "ROOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" wow... so fun plane ride... the mayfields aunt picked us up we laughed about her van and got lions choice and went to allison and andys but only andy was there and we got milkshakes and stayed up and watched friends....

DAY 2: woke up late and ate cereal... andy was somewhere playing lacrosse so we just spent ours working on our plan to surprise allison... so then andy came home and everytime we heard a creak in the house we'd be like SHES HOME!!! so basically we called (from the basement while she was on the 1st floor) and said we couldn't come until wednesday so then she was mad and she went to get her stuff and then we were like SURPRISE!!! then we went to lunch and bought like 60 dollars worth of fireworks!!! i think we set a few off and shaun came over and brought the mad dog CD... good times

i'll write the rest later... i would like to leave you with the lesson i tried to teach allison about speaking...

"you guys have like a london accent soooooccer"
"NO WE'RE NORMAL THERES AN O IN SOCCER NOT AN A"
"its saaacer"
"its soccer!"
"thats what i said"
"say frog"
"frog"
"now say soccer"
"saaaccer"
"SAY FROG"
"frog"
"now use the same sound to say soccer"
"soccer"

--- i realize its not as funny as it was before but i'm still laughing